March 2012
February 2012
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jephtha:
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in florida i caught a small frog
in maine i slept in a car overnight
in michigan i cried in a restaurant
in illinois i was really happy
in ohio i looked out of the window a lot
in new york i said i’d never leave grandma
in georgia i got bit by many mosquitoes
in florida i ate cotton candy
in california my teacher called me a slow poke
in maryland antique shops
in new...
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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I guess it’s hard for people who are so used to things the way they are - even...
– Trevor McKenney (via purple5destiny)
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